So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
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I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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