I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
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There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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