he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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