i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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