My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
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They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
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Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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