therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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