you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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