I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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