her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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