I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Randomize
