Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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