I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Randomize