You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Randomize
