dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
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This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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