exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
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I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
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We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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