Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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