yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
This is my gift to your gina
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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