I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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