At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
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You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
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i believe in u and ur pee
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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