i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
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May the power of my ass compel you!!
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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