there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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