Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Do vagina's smell?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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