So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
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By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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