i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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