We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
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Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
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I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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