I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
this boner is exhausting
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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