It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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