Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
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