so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
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he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
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It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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