love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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