I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
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his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
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Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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