You're a womanizer and a bitch.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Randomize
