so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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