so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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