I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I intend to get homeless drunk
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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