Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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