I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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