I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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