he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
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OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
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He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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