let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Randomize
