Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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