what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I would fuck him just for his dog
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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