Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
MIDGETS
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You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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