Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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