Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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