I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
send nudes
from the living room?
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