What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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