It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
My ATM looks so different sober.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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