North Korea, Best Korea!
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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