i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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