Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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