I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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