Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
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She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
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Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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