he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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