Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
