theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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