Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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