we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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