Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
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He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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