if you like me you must not know who I am
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
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drunk tastebuds have low standards.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
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You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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