is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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